He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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