so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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