After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize