How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize