I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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