doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Randomize
