I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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