Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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