When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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