i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just want to make out with him forever
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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