I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
