STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
