Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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