ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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