Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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go home
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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