I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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