So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
