What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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