I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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