Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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