I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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