the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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