You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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