Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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