It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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