I look better un-naked...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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