yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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