VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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