I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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