obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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