it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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