in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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