...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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