Jerry, you need to find god
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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