She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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