So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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