Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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