I wanna bring you to show and tell
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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