oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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