bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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