wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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