marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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