she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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