I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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