Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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