On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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