i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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