hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
jump out the window naked night went bad
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