margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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