I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
