I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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