there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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