i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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