As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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