There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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