I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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