Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
